Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
