i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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