some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
that is very illegal...i love you.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
tell me about the eggs
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