508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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