I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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