So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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