she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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