I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You can't just leave with hair like that
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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