Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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