u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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