Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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