Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm like, not good at living.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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