? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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