Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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