i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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