So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i already hear my dad disowning me
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Who died my cat blue again?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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