Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
my poor anus
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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