We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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