I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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