It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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