at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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he fucked my hip out of place.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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