i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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