I love black thongs
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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