you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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