We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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