Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
They are going to name an STD after you.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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