Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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