and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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