We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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