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(713): View more from Texas

i cant believe jose lima did steroids

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apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u

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U act like I can cum on command

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(586): View more from Michigan

OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!

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(941): View more from Florida

BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition

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