I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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