Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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