ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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