brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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