Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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