called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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