OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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