the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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