He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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