i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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