Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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