She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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