just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
