I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
No subtext here. People are naked.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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