Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Randomize
