Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
