so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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