i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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