she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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