Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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