this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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